all about deadpool

You know, I always wanted to have my own action figure, and now I am my own action figure! Say, if I look like Ryan Reynolds under this mask, just point me to the nearest Barbie dream house, would ya, pal?"
—Deadpool, to Nite Owl, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC (while taking a tactical nuke to the fourth wall—noteworthy in that, while this is a fan work, it perfectly captures Deadpool's character)

Wolverine: "You know what your problem is Deadpool? Ya never learned to take anything seriously!"
Deadpool: "Is that my problem? I thought my problem was that I was crazy."

Deadpool, aka The Merc with the Mouth, is a Marvel Comics mercenary Anti Hero closely related to the X-Men and Wolverine in particular. He appeared in print for the first time in 1991 as a ripoff of DC mercenary Deathstroke the Terminator, but quickly evolved into a unique and interesting character in his own right.

He has now appeared in many different comics in the Marvel Universe, having been given his own series as well as team-ups with some of the biggest badasses among mutants (notably Cable). His fighting skills and ruthlessness in pursuit of his quarry are legendary; he's even managed to go toe-to-toe with the Incredible Hulk and come out in one piece. However, Squirrel Girl has kicked his butt repeatedly, enough that he considers her the greatest threat in the Marvel U, outside of maybe Galactus - but that's OK, she has that effect on everybody.

Perhaps Deadpool's most phenomenal power is his hyperefficient respiratory system; as anyone who has ever engaged in any kind of combat training can attest, most humans don't have the breath to spare during a knock-down-drag-out fight for much in the way of witty banter. Our Anti Hero here, on the other hand...

Over the years he has also become an idol on the internet, despite often being mistaken (usually by trolls) for "Ninja Spider-Man". He's the centre of an enthusiastic fandom and several related memes, partly because he's famed for using dialogue disturbingly similar to memes himself. Also, for pretty much constantly Breaking The Fourth Wall... or rather "blasting it down, brick by brick!", as one of the taglines for his series put it.

Deadpool — real name Wade Wilson — is a human who was part of the Weapon X project. Diagnosed with terminal cancer, Wade figured he really had nothing to lose, and was subjected to many test therapies and treatments while part of Weapon X. As part of the testing, he was cured of his cancer — sort of — by being infused with Wolverine's DNA. This greatly enhanced his strength and reactions; it also gave him a similarly amazing Healing Factor, with the result that his entire cellular structure (brain included) is now constantly in flux, cancer attacking and healing ability regenerating. This in turn horribly mutilated his face and drove him semi-insane.

Being crazy is, it is heavily implied, what gives him the ability to recognise that he's part of a comic book universe — to the point where he has a warm and special relationship with the "little yellow boxes" used to indicate his thoughts on-panel — and also handily explains why none of the other Marvel characters take his awareness seriously.

His name comes from his origins: many Weapon X test subjects were terminally ill or had been mangled by the testing phase, so that there was something of a betting book going among them as to who would die first: a 'dead pool'. This gives our anti-hero something of a Meaningful Name. (At least, that's the in-universe version. The "actual" explanation purportedly goes back to his dark origin as a ripoff. The Dead Pool, you see, is where you practice your Death Stroke.)

Deadpool's favored combat style employs... well, to be honest, just about damn near anything he can pick up and use as a weapon. He prefers to use firearms and explosives, naturally, and can often be seen toting his favorite katana. Like Spider-Man, he takes full advantage of his quicker wits to distract and confuse long enough for him to get at least a few shots in. He is also constantly supplied by his sidekick, Weasel (now known sometimes as "The PeneTraitor"), with kickass technology up to and including a handy teleporter belt which allows him to go just about anywhere, providing Deadpool with New Powers As The Plot Demands.

Deadpool's comics:

* X-Force (where he first appeared, and back when he was a vastly different character than he is now; he was still a bit of a smart-ass, but was a very ruthless and efficient enemy)
* Three miniseries, Deadpool: The Circle Chase, Deadpool: Sins of the Past and Deadpool: Suicide Kings
* The ongoing Deadpool series (The first incarnation appeared from 1997 to 2002; the second volume began September 10, 2008)
* Agent X (Sort of; the actual relationship of the title character to Deadpool is the book's chief mystery)
* Cable & Deadpool (After Cable's death, this became a team-up book for the remainder of the run, with the guest star replacing "Cable" in the title)
* Wolverine & Deadpool (UK-only reprint comic)
* Deadpool: Merc With A Mouth (A second ongoing series which began in 2009)
* Deadpool Team-up (A third on-going monthly, also starting in 2009. As the man himself says in the debut issue: "I'm gonna suck every dime outta this inexplicable and totally undeserved popularity until my lips fall off.")

Deadpool's growing popularity has lead to him appearing in a few other mediums as of late as well:

* In 2009's X-Men Origins: Wolverine, though the character in the film was completely different from the one in the comic, though they got the Wade Wilson character somewhat close. The actor who portrayed Wade, Ryan Reynolds (himself a Deadpool fan), seems determined to do a more true-to-the-comics version for the recently announced Deadpool spin-off movie.
* Also in 2009, he appeared as a minion of Weapon X in the animated film Hulk Vs Wolverine, marking the first time Deadpool has been animated (excluding a few cameos from the 90's X-Men cartoon). He was voiced by Nolan North and while he didn't actually break the fourth wall, he was otherwise perfectly in character with his goofy self.
* Nolan North will be reprising the role for the animated series, Wolverine And The X Men, in its upcoming second season.
* John Kassir, otherwise known as the voice of the Crypt Keeper, has voiced the character in X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse and both Marvel Ultimate Alliance games.

Deadpool provides examples of:

* Alliterative Name: Wade Wilson
o Actually taken one step further: his full name is Wade Winston Wilson.
* Ass Shove: When asked where he keeps his weapons, Deadpool once explained that it was "involving an awful lot of lubricant."
* Berserk Button: Any exposure to people or places from the Weapon X Project will cause Deadpool to burst into an inhuman rage. Seen most notably in his first series, where Dr. Killebrew's ill-timed mention of "the Workshop" turns Deadpool from Deadpan Snarker into pure Nightmare Fuel.
o People coming into his house certainly seem to set him off as well. When Weasel was caught talking to Blind Al, he locked both of them into The Box, a room full of all sorts of sharp contraptions.
* Big Damn Villains: Taskmaster gets one of these in the series, as Deadpool keeps up his end of a promise not to kill a guy who really deserved it. Tasky, well...didn't make any promises.
* Body Horror: In the begining of the Cable and Deadpool series, they both are infected with a virus/evil chemical-type thing that overrides Cable's techno-organic virus and Deadpool's healing factor, and the only way they can stop it is by Cable giving Deadpool some of his blood and vice versa.(Wade takes this to mean they're gonna have to kiss each other, for some reason.) Wade ends up melting before he can reach Nate, though, so Cable uses his telekinetic powers to absorb Wade into his body and then throws him up.
o This ends up merging their DNA so that Cable's transporter now recognizes them as the same person, which leads to another few examples of Body Horror: when Cable tries to teleport somewhere, he now inadvertently brings Deadpool along with him, but the first few times they do it their bodies end up merging in really bizarre ways, and they literally have to rip themselves apart. They solve this problem by using the command "Bodyslide by two".
* Bunny Ears Assassin
* Baa Bomb: Deadpool had an inflatable sheep gun at one point.
* Blessed With Suck: Deadpool is essentially a humanoid cancer. You can't kill him - but he's hideous. It also puts a cramp on his romance with Death for obvious reasons. Also see Cursed With Awesome, below.
* Cake Eater: Deadpool loves Bea Arthur. No, really. He also has an on-off thing with Death, but that's a bit more complicated. Now that his two loves share a residence, however...
* Made of Crazy Awesome: Deadpool has been called 4chan in superhero form.
o Is that supposed to be a compliment?
o It IS Deadpool we're talking about here...
o He predated 4chan by more than a decade though, and doesn't mirror the pedophile or competent parts of the community.
* Captain Ersatz: As detailed right here, Deadpool was one of these to Deathstroke; in tribute to this, Joe Kelly (the original writer on Deadpool's ongoing) wrote a story in The DCU where the Earth-3 Deathstroke shows up and acts like (and is implied to be) Deadpool. From similar costumes, to their real names (Deadpool: Wade Wilson, Deathstroke: Slade Wilson). After getting his famous personality, Deadpool would lampshade these similarities on numerous occasions, using it as an excuse why he hasn't appeared in a Marvel/DC Crossover. Then when he finally appeared in one, guess who he encountered...
o In Deathstroke's own early 90s book there was a "long lost half-brother" named "Wade Le Farge" (Forge? Farce?) who shoved up wanting to become Deathstroke, and take away everything that belonged to him in gruesomely irrational fashion. Although Deadpool borrowed almost as heavily from The Joker and Spider Man imho.
o Also BILL! AGENT OF A.I.M.!
* Chaotic Neutral: Guess who. Up for debate; some sides say Chaotic Good, some say Chaotic Evil. Definitely not lawful.
* Not up for debate actually. He's maimed, tortured, and murdered thousands of people for giggles, profit, and sheer impulse. Put in a real world context someone who giggles, makes jokes, and tries to look cool while slicing people into pieces, or shoots their heads off for having different movie taste with less than a shrug, is way worse than Jack the Ripper, the Mansons, or pretty much any other deranged serial-killer in history. Putting him in anything but the far end of Chaotic Evil makes as little sense as not putting the Joker there.
o Ironically, at least in Ultimate Alliance 2, Deadpool is pro-registration, the Lawful Neutral side of the superhero Civil War. Albeit if you choose anti-registration, the game mentions how Wade finds the anti-reg side "Vastly more amusing than their pro-registration counterparts"; as he explains joining the pro-regs in his dialogue:
Deadpool: They offered me fifty bucks if I registered, so I took it.
* Chekhovs Gun: Writer Daniel Way seems to have a thing for it. Three of his first few Deadpool arcs gave us Chekhov's Exploding Chair, Chekhov's Buttloads of Cash, and Chekhov's Russian Nuclear Submarine.
* Cue Cullen, inverted, as Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool is awesome in theory... Scott Adkins and removing his infamous mouth, not so much. According to one of the post-credits Easter Eggs distributed with the film, however his mouth (and apparently, his Medium Awareness) is back.
o Given Ryan Reynolds' determination to make a faithful adaptation, though, the just announced Deadpool movie should hopefully be a great improvement. Especially if the one particular "R rated musical" idea of Reynolds' manages to make it in...
* Crowning Moment Of Awesome: In Deadpool #900, our Merc with a Mouth delivers a Hannibal Lecture to a psychiatrist who uses his position to abuse his patients...one of them being a 16 year old girl. Deadpool then beheads the crap out of him. The awesome part? During the whole time he was in the room with the guy his thought bubbles don't appear until the end, meaning the incident with the girl really hit home and he was utterly focused on killing the guy.
o Is no-one going to mention the time he kicked Captain America in the crotch to save the world?
+ No, it's much better than that:
Messiah: But...I bring serenity...Absolute contentment
Deadpool: Yeah, I know
Messiah: Then why?
Deadpool: Because...I want to do the right thing.
Messiah: How can you be sure this is the right thing?
Deadpool: I'm not.
* Crowning Moment Of Funny: Oh, so very, very many...
* Cursed With Awesome: In one storyline, Deadpool insulted Loki and was cursed to have an indestructible Tom Cruise face until he apologized. Attempts to destroy his new face included sticking it into a tiger cage, dunking it in radioactive waste, lying on train tracks, and single-handedly taking on an army of Middle Eastern insurgents (the latter resulting in a temporary costume consisting of Wolverine's pants, a German Spider-Man shirt, Doctor Octopus' tentacles, and a boar's head - with Tom Cruise's face in its mouth).
o The fact that a side effect of an indestructible face was an indestructible body allowed Deadpool to survive an explosion that litterally left him as the only thing remaining in one piece in the middle of a huge crater. However, Loki removed the curse immediately after Deadpool figured out how awesome this is.
o Deadpool has the hots for Death. Thanos also has the hots for Death. The solution, considering the standard approach kinda won't work here? Thanos makes Deadpool immortal to keep him away from Death.
* Deadpool Snarker: All the dang time! He's known in the Marvel Universe as the Merc with a Mouth for a reason. Other characters comment on his constant chatter often.
o In one issue, Deadpool is kidnapped by a Death Trap enthusiast. He is chained down underneath a giant teddy bear (just go with it), which descends lower every time he speaks and will eventually smother him. Deadpool breaks all his limbs to get out of the trap rather than simply shutting up.
+ At least, the bear was originally going to smother him, but because of his constant blathering, as his captor put it:
Deathtrap: Fascinating! Teddy has approached ramming speed.
* Decompressed Comic // Overly Long Gag: After being stuck in a lab tank for days, Deadpool pees in Mr. Sinister's bathroom for a page and a half.
Deadpool: Anyway, he built this funky harness for when—
Mr. Sinister: Wash your hands.
* Depending On The Writer: Eventually even Deadpool and T-Ray stopped caring about who really was Wade Wilson, so they just accepted that it depended on the writer.
* Depending On The Artist: Wade's deformity has ranged from "slightly bad acne" to "pure Nausea Fuel" to "oddly enough resembles The Thing". Usually he's somewhere in between, with a somewhat Freddy Krueger-like appearance. Possibly justified in that his body is constantly in flux and his appearance may indeed change from time to time.
* Did I Just Say That Out Loud: He does this a lot. His internal yellow caption box monologue is often 'broken', usually without his realizing it, meaning everyone else on the page can hear what he thinks. Sometimes, he only thinks he's doing an internal monologue, when he's really talking out loud. Also, he tends to have very disturbing dreams, plus a habit of sleeptalking just before he wakes up, creating very embarrassing moments for everyone involved.
Deadpool: No, G.I.Joe, don't do that to Barbie... It's so very, very, wrong... - Uhm... I wasn't dreaming anything too embarrassing, wasn't I?
Irene (staring): No... Not by your standards, no.
* Ensemble Darkhorse: Deadpool absolutely *steals* Marvel Ultimate Alliance. He even appears aware of it, as he will refer to the team as "Deadpool and his Cronies" in conversations.
o Arguably Deadpool himself, seeing as he was just a ripoff of Deathstroke.
Wrecker: Buncha minor league wannabes, yer kidding right?
Deadpool: Wannabes?
Deadpool Thought Box Yellow: Yeah, we got two books out right now.
Deadpool Thought Box White: And another one coming out next month.
o It's better in the sequel, where he has an entire introduction cutscene where he attacks the player for laughing at him because he went to DC for the flower blossom festival. His subsequent quips as a guest character in the next map are also nothing short of gold.
+ This troper did a New Game Plus and while cutscene!Deadpool doesn't change, the scene where you talk to Stan Lee has player!Deadpool ask if anyone's as freaked out as he is about there being two of him around, and wonders where the continuity writers are. Lee tells him there are good drugs for people like him.
* Even Evil Has Standards: Wade might be a merc and an assassin for hire, but he tends to only accept contracts on really bad people (and the occasional superhero) and as the above example with the psychiatrist proves, "Kids. Are. Off. Limits!". In fact, once, when a bunch of mercs broke him out of a jail and murdered several cops in the process, Wade turns on them and kills the whole lot of them.
* Everythings Better With Bob, agent of HYDRA!
* Evil Albino: T-Ray
o And Tombstone. A black one, at that.
* Expressive Mask
* Fan Nickname: For his X-Men Origins: Wolverine incarnation: "Barakapool" or "Dudepeel". Actually, they're more like Fan Hatenames.
o And "Headpool", the zombie talking head version of Deadpool from the Marvel Zombies universe.
+ Headpool now qualifies as an Ascended Meme, as Marvel has used the name in solicits for his appearances in the "Merc with a Mouth" comic.
* Five Man Band:
o Deadpool is The Hero
o Agent X, The Lancer
o Sandi is The Chick
o Weasel is The Smart Guy
o Outlaw is The Big Guy
o Bob is the Tagalong Kid
o and Taskmaster fills the role of Sixth Ranger
* Fourth Wall Mail Slot: In his own series, Deadpool has often recapped the story arc so far in the first page. And then answered his own fan mail. In said Mail Slot, he is often accompanied by other characters from his series... who are very confused as to who they're supposed to be talking to.
* Fourth Wall Observer: Fabian Nicieza usually makes a recap page that isn't in continuity, which means that blobs like the Blob can break the fourth wall at will during the recap page. One recap page had Cable hinting to Deadpool that he has infected Deadpool with subliminal messages. Since this recap page wasn't in continuity, Deadpool didn't know about the meeting, which didn't stop him from, in the story, saying these words:
Deadpool: Y'know, I'm really beginning to wish the recap page were part of my regular continuity, 'cause then I might have a clue...
* Fun Personified
* Good Thing You Can Heal
* Healing Factor
* Heroic Sociopath
* Hulk's Cooldown Hug Corollary: He ticked off a calming Hulk intentionally!
* Hilarious In Hindsight: Deadpool once claimed, "Hey, if you looked like Ryan Reynolds crossed with a shar-pei, you'd understand!"
o Although Avi Arad had said, before any production of a Wolverine movie, that if Deadpool were ever to be portrayed onscreen, he envisioned Ryan Reynolds in the role. Maybe the line is just a nod to that?
* Ho Yay: Cable. Oh sweet candy Jesus, Cable. There's a whole page of it here.
* High Octane Nightmare Fuel: The Box. Whenever wade gets serious.
* In Name Only: In the X-Men Origins: Wolverine, his 'dead pool' of mutant powers include the healing factor plus adamantium skeleton, Baraka blades, optic eye blasts and teleportation. And near the end his mouth is sewn shut because, get this, someone finally found a way to keep him quiet!
o The Ultimate version of Deadpool has little-to-nothing to do with the classic version as well, being little more than a grotesque (even uglier than the classic one), mutant-hating psychopath.
* I Resemble That Remark: Says the exact words often.
* It Makes Sense In Context: Deadpool strangles Santa Claus with a string of barbed wire. His narration refers to the ordeal as "a routine assignment." As it happens, this was the page image for the I Am Not Making This Up entry, while there was still an ''I Am Not Making This Up'' entry. And the strangling Santa incident actually isn't all that bizarre compared to some of the other things he gets up to...
o Better yet: Fulfilling his childhood dream by wearing raw meat as body armor and senselessly beating a super villian dressed like a superhero (Hawkeye, then called Bullseye) with a giant ham.
* Its Popular Now It Sucks: Some fans have expressed concern about all the new meat bought in by Origins and the surge that will doubtless come from his upcoming movie.
* Kansas City Shuffle: Deadpool's plan to get Norman Osborn to pay up after he stole one of Deadpool's marks and ruined his rep.
* Katanas Are Just Better
* Lampshade Hanging: Oh, so often.
* Magnificent Bastard: In one issue of the recent Deadpool comics, he betrays his employer and feeds him to his zombie capturers, - it makes sense in context - while double-crossing the zombies too.
Betrayed Zombie Dude: You...betrayed us..you betrayed us all.
Deadpool: Duh! *kicks zombie head.*
o Also, in Deadpool #18, Wade sets-up an elaborate gambit to make the X-Men look good.
* Medium Awareness
* Mix And Match Man: Deadpool.
* Morality Pet: Siryn, Weasel and Blind Al.
* Multiple Choice Past: Ask three Deadpool fans about his origin and you'll get four different answers. Even Deadpool's given up trying to figure it out.
* My Real Daddy: Fans can comfort themselves knowing that even though Rob Liefeld technically created the character, Joe Kelly made him the Merc with the Mouth we know and love. Also, Fabian Nicieza did a lot to improve the character and shape his personality into what it is today after Liefeld left X-Force.
* Naughty Tentacles: Alternate Reality!Cable was taken over by techno-organics and sprouted loads of shiny metal tentacles. After being attacked/picked up by them, Wade, naturally, went from "ow! ow! hey—that is incredibly personal space there—ow!!!" to "okay—hey—okay—okay—see, now I'm kinda liking it".
* Neutral Evil: Weasel.
* Never Hurt An Innocent: Deadpool himself.
* Nineties Anti Hero
* Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot - Deadpool has both gone up against the zombie head of an alternate universe version of himself and become a pirate.
* No Fourth Wall: "Oh, I've missed you, little yellow boxes! What fun we shall have together."
o And in The Randomverse, where the Fourth Wall is already in pieces, he breaks it even harder. Everyone in the videos knows that they're comic book characters, but only 'Pool knows he's an Action Figure representing the character.
+ And to break it Up To Eleven, Deadpool begins, in his yellow thought subtitles, to complain about the poor animation quality, and wonders why the creators didn't use a better editing software.
o Deadpool is, in fact, amused that you thought there was a Fourth Wall in the first place.
* Noodle Incident: We'll never know Deadpool's ultimate diss, a diss so potent it makes Marines weep and women lose function of their pancreas...Mamageddon.
o And we'll never know how Deadpool, Cable, and the Fixer ended up in St. Louis, fighting a villain who released a diarrheic over Old!Bush Stadium during a Cardinals game (though Deadpool thought that was just the fifty hot dogs he ate).
* Noodle Implements: In Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2, he suggests that Nick Fury give him a poodle, a bullhorn and four nuns in order to distract Captain America and Iron Man.
* Odd Friendship: With Cable. And most of his friends, really.
* Painting The Fourth Wall
* Running Gag
You're not a mutant! ...and you're not an X-Man!
* Schrodinger Fu: Deadpool's fighting style, key in his victory against Taskmaster.
* Sidekick: Bob, hapless, captured agent of HYDRA!
* Smug Snake: Weasel
* Snikt Me Dammit: Deadpool spent the better part of an issue trying to get Wolverine to stab him. Logan, for his part, wanted no part of it. So he Shoryuken'd Kitty Pryde. That worked.
* The Starscream: Occasionally Weasel.
* Team Pet: Also Bob, agent of HYDRA!
* Technicolor Ninjas
* Talkative Loon
* The Scream: Deadpool can't resist the temptation to combine this trope with Screams Like A Little Girl:
Sabretooth: Scream for me.
Deadpool: Scream? Well, if you insist. AAAAAHHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AAAAAHHH AAAAAHHH
Sabretooth: Enough, Wilson.
Deadpool: No wait — Now I'll do it like a little girl: eeek! eeek! eeek!
* Take Our Word For It: In a recent issue, Wade is hired to kill a man by an old girlfriend who he spread a rumor about. The rumor is so terrible, even Complete Monster Bullseye wants the guy dead.
o Even the man whose house Deadpool broke into to kill the Pizza Guy agreed. He went from "You can't just come into my house and kill a guy", to "Dude, you so have to pay for what you did" after being told what happened.
* Take That: When Deadpool has to train a bunch of Super Skrulls with his power set and costume, one comments on why they have to have so many pouches on them. Deadpool comments sarcastically about them being useful, turns to the reader and says "Isn't that right, Rob?"
o And in his first ongoing, a pair of old ladies who hire him to take out a human Road Runner give him a giant, complicated gun called "The Liefelder".
o Another one was to his fans, in Deadpool #900. He realizes that he would never really die because his fans would like him too much due to his Popularity Power. So he decides to kill all his fans.
* They Changed It Now It Sucks: A lot of Deadpool fans (this troper included) are unhappy with Daniel Way's interpretation of Deadpool. The sudden lack of "Comic Awareness" is perhaps the least glaring of the sudden changes that do not match up with the Merc with a Mouth (and continuity) that longtime fans are familiar with, to the point that it renders "Encyclopaedia Deadpoolica" and nearly all these trope examples completely incongruous.
* True Neutral: Bob.
* Unreliable Narrator
* Villain Protagonist: Deadpool bounces back and forth between this and Anti Hero. Sometimes within the same issue.
* Who Wants To Live Forever: Turns out that what's Deadpool's been obsessing about in the Daniel Way arc.
* Wolverine Publicity: To put it simply, in the past two years, Deadpool had become to usurp Wolverine's role as Marvel's Poster Child.
* Xanatos Gambit or Xanatos Roulette (depends on reader): Deadpool's attacking a ship of Skrulls and Super Skrulls, to then offer his services, to then get get captured, tortured, cloned for Super Deadpool Skrulls, convince the scientist to let him train the Deadpool Skrulls so they can kill all the other Skrulls on the ship. Knowing that the Deadpool Skrulls were all doomed because they they don't have cancer, then he could go steal the information. None of this was Nick Fury's plan, and was just Deadpool's idea of fun.
* Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe: Parodied when Deadpool briefly takes possession of a fake copy of Thor's hammer and changes his speech patterns accordingly.
o Combines with What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome, as his exploits with his new "hammer" involve ordering a disproportionately huge amount of food from Taco Bell, using the hammer as a baseball bat in a major league game (he still strikes out), and attacking a Michael Jackson Captain Ersatz.
Deadpool: AND GET THEE A LIFE!