Sunday, January 31, 2010

from vulture34 on deviantart

ryan renolds is playing green lantern AND Deadpool? well when fans got ahold of this information...well lets just say,
hmmmm, how about HILARITY!

many thanx vulture34!

Friday, January 29, 2010

deadpool gli FULL COMIC!

well here it is! my first FULL COMIC! to be posted on my blog!
2 parts




deadpool gli










heh.. chicken

deadpool can fight dirty if he has to




Thursday, January 28, 2010

random scans(again, again)








random scans (again)








guess who!

Its almost deadpool from the DC universe!


a bunch o funny quotes! seriously this is alot of quotes.

NOW APPRECIATE THEM!or else.

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006) (VG)
Deadpool: The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.
Arcade: HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?
Deadpool: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!
Arcade: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.
Deadpool: I know! Carnivals always slay me.
Arcade: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.
Deadpool: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?
Arcade: Arrrgh!

Deadpool: I just wish we could have been friends.

Deadpool: [Leveling up] And now I'm better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does!

Deadpool: Black Widow, I've gotta know... Are those real?
Black Widow: I beg your pardon?
Deadpool: Ahh... Your teeth, they're just so darn shiny and straight.

Deadpool: [Leveling up] Did I win a new car, too?

Deadpool: Hey, did I enter the side show tent? 'Cause you look like the dog faced boy.
Dark Spider-Man: Oh, you are a wit, Deadpool... or at least half of one. Tell me, do the chicks go for your insane babble?
Deadpool: About as much as they go for your attempts at self-deprecating humor.
Dark Spider-Man: So then it doesn't work.

Deadpool: [Badly hurt] I need help! And a pony!

Deadpool: [after speaking with Nick Fury] Sir! Yes Sir! Stowing all stupid thoughts! Uh, is that vein on your forehead meant to be throbbing like that?

Deadpool: [after Black Widow has told him that he's going to face Dr. Doom] Wait, we're going to fight Dr. Doom? No one told me we were going to fight Doom! I want my lawyer! I want my mummy! I want my lawyer's mummy!

Deadpool: Whatever happens, remember to protect me.

Deadpool: A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?

Deadpool: I'm low on energy, but full of vitamin C!

Deadpool: I can't go that way, so stop shovin'!

Deadpool: [about Weasel] Oh, yeah, he's totally trustworthy! Except where money's involved. He would sell his granny's walking cane for a buck. In fact, I bought his granny's walking cane for a buck!

Deadpool: Weasel old buddy! Where have you been hiding out?
Weasel: In the hospital, you stabbed me in the leg remember?
Deadpool: Oh yeah, but I had to, you were trying to steal my last Cheesy Puff
Weasel: It was my bag of Cheesy Puffs!
Deadpool: That's not how I remember it.

Ancient One: Who would dare disturb my meditation?
Deadpool: Grampy, is that you? Wow, you got a lot older... and uglier too.
Ancient One: You buffoon. I am not your grandfather. I am the Ancient One, teacher of Dr. Strange.
Deadpool: Are you sure? You're really grouchy just like Grampy was.

Deadpool: Hi, Black Bolt. How are ya?
[Black Bolt says nothing]
Deadpool: Oh, that's right. You can't talk can you? Your voice is so powerful, it would destroy half of Atillan if you said anything at all.
[Black Bolt still says nothing]
Deadpool: But c'mon, let's put that to the test. Just say one tiny word: 'Spatula.'
[Black Bolt still says nothing]
Deadpool: Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud. Come on, repeat after me: 'Spatula.'

Hulk Vs. (2009) (V)
The Professor: Weapon X is indeed glad to have you back, Logan. We put considerable time and money into you.
Deadpool: And pointy things!

The Professor: You were our best operative, Wolverine. So disappointing. But you did lead us to Dr. Banner. Of course, you know him better as the Hulk.
Deadpool: [reveals gun and ammo] I shot him in the ass, with one of these!
[Everyone glares at him]
Deadpool: What? I did!

Bruce Banner: No!
Deadpool: Yes. As in, "Yes, you're going to die." BANG! Just kidding.

Deadpool: I can't believe it... I'm alive. I'm alive!
[the Hulk lands on top of him and leaps away]
Deadpool: [weakly] Ow...

Deadpool: [looking at the Professor] Well, he's alive, but I think he's going to need some serious TLC.
Sabretooth: The last thing the Professor said before the runt gutted him was for us to kill Wolverine.
Deadpool: Really? Hmm...
[to Omega Red]
Deadpool: You buy that? Yeah, you know, I would think the last thing he said was, "Ah, Sabretooth!"
Omega Red: We kill Wolverine now. That is all that matters.
Deadpool: Whatever you say, ponytail. Who am I to say no to a little murder?
[draws his guns]
Deadpool: [to Team X] Strike a pose!

Deadpool: What do you say after the mission, we kill all of those floating babies?
Omega Red: Do you ever shut up, Wilson?
Deadpool: What? Babies creep me out.
[cradles his rife]
Deadpool: [singalong] Rock-a-bye-BANG!
[chortles]

Deadpool: Logan, we missed you! And Weapon X just hasn't been the same without you. Nobody calls me "bub" anymore, and Omega Red's a bed wetter...
Omega Red: [entering] One day I will tear out your flippant tongue, Wilson.
Deadpool: [whispering to Wolverine] He's very ashamed.

Wolverine: [to the Professor] What do you want with the Hulk?
Deadpool: We just wanna help him find his happy place. Did you see how angry he was? I mean, I'm sorry, but come on. I think his pants are too tight...
[Omega Red's tentacle wraps around his neck and starts choking him]

Deadpool: [after being choked by Omega Red] Argh... so not cool... I hate that guy!
[walks towards Wolverine]
Deadpool: Wolverine, you look so sad. Hey, if it makes you feel any better, Lady Deathstrike tried to kill you when you were asleep.
Wolverine: Better than having to listen to you.
Deadpool: Man, does she hate you. I mean, we all hate you, but Deathstrike really, Really, REALLY hates you!
[takes out his gun]
Deadpool: Hey, still have that unbreakable skull?
[Points gun at Wolverine's head and fires. Screen turns black]
Deadpool: Oh... damn it!

Deadpool: Hey! Wait for me!
[Deadpool jumps on a rampaging Hulk]
Deadpool: Who wants snacks? YOU do!
[Deadpool forces a grenade down the Hulk's gullet and then jumps off, landing alongside Wolverine, and the two run down a straight hallway with the Hulk in pursuit]
Deadpool: Logan, I think we lost him!
[the grenade inside the Hulk explodes... ]
Deadpool: And they all lived happily ever after, except the Hulk!
Wolverine: Bub... you just made him angrier!
Hulk: Talking man hurt Hulk... HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S HEAD!
Deadpool: My head? Oh, crap...!
Wolverine: He's all yours, Einstein!
[grabs Deadpool and throws him towards the Hulk]
Deadpool: Logan? We're friends! NO! NOOO!

[the Hulk and Wolverine are apprehended with knockout bullets]
Sabretooth: [to Wolverine] Thanks, runt. We've been trying to take him down for weeks.
Deadpool: Hey, Logan, it's me, Deadpool! I shot you...
[Wolverine falls unconscious]

Lady Deathstrike: GAIJIN!
Sabretooth: End of the line, runt! Got any last words?
Wolverine: Yeah... TWO!
[Wolverine charges]
Deadpool: [draws his katanas] Let's dance!

Deadpool: [falling on Wolverine] BANZAI!
[Wolverine slices Deadpool's arm off]
Deadpool: OW! Oh, that is just NOT cool!
[looks at the stump on his body, and his arm some metres away]
Deadpool: Wow! Look at that! Can you give me a hand?
[giggles]
Deadpool: Just kidding! All right...
[runs to fix his arm back on]

X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (2005) (VG)
Deadpool: Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.

Deadpool: Everyone protect me!

Deadpool: Me? Yeah, I'm fine. I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you to tiny shreds and then dance and spit all over your graves.

Deadpool: Wow, this is really, really freaky! I could swear I know you from somewhere. Did we go to law school together?
Deadpool: I know what you mean. I've seen you before, I just can't place your face. Weren't you in my oragami class last fall?
Deadpool: Wait! I know where I've seen your face. In my mirror... every morning!"
Deadpool: Heavens to murgatroide! That's it! You're me!
Deadpool: No no no no no no no, I beg to differ. You... are me!
Deadpool: Come on. let's not quibble over such a huge philosophical conundrum here. What do you say when you meet yourself?
Deadpool: How about 'you're lookin goooood!'
Deadpool: Works for me. Well, now I have to kill ya. Not that I want to, it's just a little something Mister Sinister ordered me to do.
Deadpool: Are you ok?
Deadpool: Me? I'm fine. I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you into tiny shreds and spit on all of your graves.

Deadpool: I'm really good at killing. You might say it's my specialty. That and ballroom dancing. But guess which one I can actually make a living at.

Deadpool: Somebody test this guy for steriods!

Deadpool: [Upon defeating an enemy, pensievely] But did either of us truly win?

Deadpool: EVERYBODY! Shield me with your bodies!

Deadpool: [after defeating an enemy] Now gimme all your lunch money!

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 (2009) (VG)
Deadpool: Fusion's so cool, they should've put it in the game title.

Deadpool: I'm killing indiscriminately, and it's okay.

Deadpool: It had nothing to do with politics, I just don't like you!

Deadpool: Look, it's the Fusion game mechanic.

Deadpool: I refuse to say some clever quip because *you* set down the controller.

Nanite Nick Fury: [as he emerges in his nanite armor] Cute trick, but did you really think we wouldn't see this coming?
Deadpool: It's game over Fury and you're all out of continues. You're alone. You can't possibly...
Nanite Nick Fury: Oh, I'm not alone. You may have frozen The Fold, but you haven't eliminated it. And with these new Nanites, I can draw the entire collective's power. I won't need more of a fraction to kill you. Then I will shut down that annoying signal of yours for good. In another minute, it will be all so clear.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Wade Wilson: Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.
William Stryker: Oh, Wade.
Wade Wilson: Dreams really do come true.
William Stryker: Just shut it! You're up next.
Wade Wilson: Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes.
Logan: Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?
Wade Wilson: No. Not when I'm awake.

[from TV Spot]
Wade Wilson: All I ever wanted was to travel to far off exotic places, meet new exciting people and then kill them. So I become a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.

Wade Wilson: I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world, and you wanna know why?
Victor Creed: No.
Wade Wilson: It's memorable. Sure it's a little bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriends wedding. They will never, ever forget it.
Victor Creed: That's funny Wade, but I've think you've mistaken me with someone who gives a shit.
Wade Wilson: Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws or the fingernails of a bag-lady... Manicure?

Wade Wilson: Time to go to work.

Wade Wilson: Okay. People are dead.
William Stryker: If you didn't have that mouth of yours, Wade, you'd be the perfect solider.

Wade Wilson: Fred got a new tattoo. I'm concerned.
Logan: [looks at Fred's tattoo of a woman] Jesus, Fred, you just met her last night.
Frederick J. Dukes: I love her.
Logan: You love her? After one night?
Frederick J. Dukes: She's a gymnast.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) (VG)
Wade Wilson: Hey Logan, whatcha doin'?
Logan: Shut up, Wilson.
Wade Wilson: A sphincter says what? Come on, a sphincter says what? Aw, you're no fun.

Wade Wilson: Logan, you know any good jokes?
Logan: Oh, you mean besides your face?
William Stryker: That's it! Wilson, I want you radio silent from here on out! Got it? Wilson!
Wade Wilson: What? You said maintain radio silence.
William Stryker: Fair enough. Just didn't imagine you'd listen. I thought you might be dead.
Logan: Hm. We should be so lucky.

Friday, January 22, 2010

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