Weapon X is making a comeback and they want Deadpool back in the fold. They send Sabretooth to kidnap him so they can show him what they have to offer. Considering Weapon X turned him into a freak the first time around, Deadpool wants nothing to do with them. Sabretooth pins him down so they can inject him with some sort of serum.

To show Deadpool why he should join up, they take an axe to his arm and lop it off completely. Within seconds, bones and tissue already begin to give form to a new arm. By the time he’s finished his surprised exclamation, his regenerated arm is fully formed and notably more muscular. At first, Deadpool is more interested in how his arm’s skin isn’t all gross, which causes him to unmask and look into a mirror to see that his face looks completely normal and not in any way disfigured. He’s told that it will only last him for one hour due to the serum, but enough treatment could make it permanent.


He’s stopped before he can do so, but… damn. Any instance where a man wants to enthusiastically cut off his dick for personal gain deserves at least some recognition. And you thought he was crazy for wanting to start a fight with Wolverine!