Tuesday, November 23, 2010
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Thursday, May 20, 2010
so, yea i came up with this character. she's the daughter of toxin (yes i know im terrible at drawing girls) and ive been making this fanfic about her. im surprised how well she works as a character and ive come up with a few ideas that would be really good to have for the next symbiote of venoms line.
but anyway she started out as a concept of what lady-deadpool would look like and sort of turned into deadpool's sidekick for some sort of idll daydream of what i would have preferred him to have instead of the deadpool corps. the symbiote itself doesn't really have a name yet so ive just been calling her alexis off of the host. she is essentially the peak of what a symbiote is capable of, after all just think of how much more deadlly spiderman could be if he went through extensive training. anyway the host Alexis starts out as deadpool's sidekick so she has plenty of experience using swords, guns, and other weapons. once she has the symbiote she continues to use them and with the help of deadpool she also trains the symbiote, using it in new ways. ofr instance in the second picture, you see how she has those two tentacles below her arms with guns in them? thats a good example. now she can do all sorts of things with these, sort of like with carnage. she can have about 8 of these at once before they get hard to control (like her aim is off and stuff) and she can do everything from make the tips sharp, put knives or swords in them, use them to throw grenades. she can even use them in a very god of war fashion, sprouting 2 of these things( one for each wrist) haveing them hold her swords and then swing them around. and you know how symbiotes can gain powers from their host's? well the symbiote will sometimes detach from Alexis and attach itself to someone with a desirable superpower. it will get as much as it can from this new host then go back to alexis and sort of graft as much of these abilities as it can to alexis. of course the amount of benefit from this is very limited in almost all cases. as of yet all the symbiote has been able to get from this in the fanfic
but anyway she started out as a concept of what lady-deadpool would look like and sort of turned into deadpool's sidekick for some sort of idll daydream of what i would have preferred him to have instead of the deadpool corps. the symbiote itself doesn't really have a name yet so ive just been calling her alexis off of the host. she is essentially the peak of what a symbiote is capable of, after all just think of how much more deadlly spiderman could be if he went through extensive training. anyway the host Alexis starts out as deadpool's sidekick so she has plenty of experience using swords, guns, and other weapons. once she has the symbiote she continues to use them and with the help of deadpool she also trains the symbiote, using it in new ways. ofr instance in the second picture, you see how she has those two tentacles below her arms with guns in them? thats a good example. now she can do all sorts of things with these, sort of like with carnage. she can have about 8 of these at once before they get hard to control (like her aim is off and stuff) and she can do everything from make the tips sharp, put knives or swords in them, use them to throw grenades. she can even use them in a very god of war fashion, sprouting 2 of these things( one for each wrist) haveing them hold her swords and then swing them around. and you know how symbiotes can gain powers from their host's? well the symbiote will sometimes detach from Alexis and attach itself to someone with a desirable superpower. it will get as much as it can from this new host then go back to alexis and sort of graft as much of these abilities as it can to alexis. of course the amount of benefit from this is very limited in almost all cases. as of yet all the symbiote has been able to get from this in the fanfic
Friday, May 7, 2010
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Thursday, April 8, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
here are awesome some fan-made jokes
Read them and laugh!
Deadpool does not go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Deadpool goes killing.
When Deadpool falls in water he doesn't get wet, water gets Deadpooled.
Deadpool once downed a whole bottle of sleeping pills. He blinked.
Deadpool isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Deadpool.
Deadpool once jumped from a plane and his parachute didn't open. Deadpool didn't die. The ground did.
Deadpool once got bitten by a snake. After three days of devastating pain, the snake died XD
Deadpool died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Deadpool pajamas
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Deadpool.
Deadpool doesn't have friends, he has voices in his head, which to him is the same thing.
there was once a man.his farther was superman.his mother was storm.he was trained in the force by Yoda.and trained to fight by wolverine punisher and batman
this man was bullyed in school...... BY DEADPOOL!!
Deadpool isn't popular because of Marvel. Marvel is popular because of Deadpool.
God created guns just so Deadpool could have something to do in his free time.
Deadpool puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Deadpool can kill two stones with one bird.
If you say "Deadpool" in front of the mirror three times, you will be body slide to "The Box"
Deadpool sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Deadpool can chew a chunk of metal into a Katana.
Deadpool once hit a man so hard, that the force of the punch was implemented into his DNA, and, hundreds of years from now, his offspring will clench their head in pain going "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
Deadpool once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Deadpool re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Deadpool does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
While urinating, Deadpool is easily capable of welding titanium.
Deadpool once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Deadpool won by 5.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Deadpool once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Deadpool has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Deadpool drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Deadpool once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Deadpool will attain statehood in 20011. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Deadpool originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to cry cause of the death of his beloved Bea Arthur. When asked bout this "glitch," Deadpool replied, "That's no glitch."
Deadpool is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing
They once made a Deadpool toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Deadpool sold his soul to the devil for $15 million and 10 chimichangas. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Deadpool roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Deadpool killed Bruce Willis in the movie armageddon.
the movie "full metal jacket" is based on a true story of Wade Wilson's first day in the army
in the medical community a "Deadpool" is reffered to a cancer/burn/insane/dicapitated/dead victim
Aliens in fact exist, they just know better than to visit a planet that Deadpool is on.
some people ask for a tissue when they sneeze, Deadpool asks for a bodybag
Deadpool doesn't see dead people, he makes people dead.
Deadpools body parts are considered lethal weapons, his tongue is wanted in 50 states and 10 countries
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Deadpool
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked Deadpool in the face, his bones shattered to million tiny pieces and his leg had to be amputated.
When Deadpool wants an omelette he just cracks open a chicken.
Deadpool once burnt down a forest by urinating on a lighter.
Deapool brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
If you spell Deadpool in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Deadpool knows the last number in pi
When Deapool went to return the dead parrot he purchased that very morning, his money was refunded immediately and he was given 6 live parrots and a monkey
Deadpool expected the Spanish Inquisition
Deadpool has two speeds: Walk and Kill
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Deadpool has breathed on.
Deadpool was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of not staying dead, which he carried with him until he died, then came back. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Deadpool's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious sword, gun, or shoryuken related injuries.
Deadpool once hit so hard, it traveled through space, went back in time, and killed Amelia Airheart over the Pacific Ocean.
Deadpool wasn't born, He was Unleashed!
Deadpool can bench-press the hulk.
Deadpool wears spiderman's gloves as condoms. do you really think thats web he's slinging?
Deadpool has no problems following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesnt want to.
Deadpool isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like Deadpool.
Deadpool once punched Domino in the left eye, her eye hasnt healed ever since.
on Halloween, Deadpool always gets candy coz no one tricks Deadpool.
Deadpool can unhook a bra with chopsticks.
deadpool played Russian Roulet with a fully loaded gun and Won.
Professor Charles Xavier once tried to read Deadpool's mind. Now he sits in a wheel-chair.
To stay in shape Deadpool goes through a strict work-out routine which consists of fighting the entire UFC fighters as a warm-up, then he wrestles an entire family of grizly bears wearing the meat-suit, then he swims 5 kilometers in a pool filled with white sharks, pirahanas, crocks, deadly snakes and rubber ducks.
Deadpool sheds his skin twice a year.
Deadpool can hold his breathe for 7 years.
Deadpool invented the question mark by snapping the exclamation mark's back.
The helicopter was invented after Deadpool was observed swinging his katanas.
Deadpool can make an onion cry.
Deadpool uses pepper-spray to spice up his steaks.
The quickest way to a man's hearth is with Deadpool's fist.
Deadpool once shot down the S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier with his finger, by yelling, "BANG!"
Deadpool doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Deadpool CAN believe it's not butter.
Deadpool drinks coffee by grinding coffee beans with his teeth and boiling water with his own rage.
Deadpool ordered a chimichanga at McDonalds, and got one.
Deadpool can slam a revolving door.
182,000 Canadians die from Deadpool-related accidents every year.
Deadpool is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Deadpool eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Deadpool is currently suing NBC because Law and Order are what he calls his two favorite guns.
Deadpool eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Deadpool uses tabasco sauce instead of Visine.
if you point a gun to Deadpool's head, dont count to 3 before you shoot. count to 10. that way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
Deadpool once opened a can of whoop ass. all he found inside was a mirror.
When Deadpool used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Deadpool heard their music.
There is no "safety" on Deadpools gun only automatic and kill.
Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Deadpool. he passed. it was too violent.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the "Deadpool" signal.
Deadpool can leave a message before the beep.
Deadpool named his cat "wolverine". why? because he's a pussy.
Deadpool doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.
In kindergarten Deadpool killed a ninja for show and tell.
When Deadpool turns on an "Xbox" the screen just says "You Win" and turns off again.
Deadpool is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Deadpool has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats, Deadpool bites the heads off of Siberian tigers.
Deadpool can taste lies.
Deadpool doesnt kicksass and takes names. infact, Deadpool kicksass and asigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be up to 1000000.
Deadpool can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
First rule of Deadpool is: you do not talk about Deadpool.
Deadpool has his own line in the DMV.
Deadpool once punched a telemarketing salesman. over the phone.
"Brokaback mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Deadpool calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
Deadpool's sweat can burn holes through concrete.
When car pooling with Deadpool, never yell "shotgun".
Deadpool can touch MC Hammer.
Strippers tip Deadpool.
Deadpool shot more man in the face than Elton John.
If you walk into a bar and Dedapool's your wingman, you're getting laid. period.
Deadpool tells Bob Barker when the price is right.
When Deadpool is looking for a good laugh, he watches Chuck Norris work out on his Total Gym.
"Panic! at the disco" was originally called "at the disco", then Deadpool showed up.
Deadpool knows Victoria's secret.
Metallica lets Deadpool download all their songs off the internet for free.
You know you're Deadpool's friend if he only stabs you in the thigh for the last cheesy puff.
Deadpool can bring a knife to a gun fight, and win.
Chuck Norris may have devided by zero, but Deadpool can devide you in half.
Deadpool doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Deadpool's teleporter battery died 12 years ago, It has run on pure adrenaline ever since.
Deadpool does not go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Deadpool goes killing.
When Deadpool falls in water he doesn't get wet, water gets Deadpooled.
Deadpool once downed a whole bottle of sleeping pills. He blinked.
Deadpool isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Deadpool.
Deadpool once jumped from a plane and his parachute didn't open. Deadpool didn't die. The ground did.
Deadpool once got bitten by a snake. After three days of devastating pain, the snake died XD
Deadpool died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Deadpool pajamas
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Deadpool.
Deadpool doesn't have friends, he has voices in his head, which to him is the same thing.
there was once a man.his farther was superman.his mother was storm.he was trained in the force by Yoda.and trained to fight by wolverine punisher and batman
this man was bullyed in school...... BY DEADPOOL!!
Deadpool isn't popular because of Marvel. Marvel is popular because of Deadpool.
God created guns just so Deadpool could have something to do in his free time.
Deadpool puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Deadpool can kill two stones with one bird.
If you say "Deadpool" in front of the mirror three times, you will be body slide to "The Box"
Deadpool sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Deadpool can chew a chunk of metal into a Katana.
Deadpool once hit a man so hard, that the force of the punch was implemented into his DNA, and, hundreds of years from now, his offspring will clench their head in pain going "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
Deadpool once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Deadpool re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Deadpool does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
While urinating, Deadpool is easily capable of welding titanium.
Deadpool once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Deadpool won by 5.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Deadpool once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Deadpool has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Deadpool drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Deadpool once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Deadpool will attain statehood in 20011. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Deadpool originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to cry cause of the death of his beloved Bea Arthur. When asked bout this "glitch," Deadpool replied, "That's no glitch."
Deadpool is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing
They once made a Deadpool toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Deadpool sold his soul to the devil for $15 million and 10 chimichangas. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Deadpool roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Deadpool killed Bruce Willis in the movie armageddon.
the movie "full metal jacket" is based on a true story of Wade Wilson's first day in the army
in the medical community a "Deadpool" is reffered to a cancer/burn/insane/dicapitated/dead victim
Aliens in fact exist, they just know better than to visit a planet that Deadpool is on.
some people ask for a tissue when they sneeze, Deadpool asks for a bodybag
Deadpool doesn't see dead people, he makes people dead.
Deadpools body parts are considered lethal weapons, his tongue is wanted in 50 states and 10 countries
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Deadpool
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked Deadpool in the face, his bones shattered to million tiny pieces and his leg had to be amputated.
When Deadpool wants an omelette he just cracks open a chicken.
Deadpool once burnt down a forest by urinating on a lighter.
Deapool brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
If you spell Deadpool in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Deadpool knows the last number in pi
When Deapool went to return the dead parrot he purchased that very morning, his money was refunded immediately and he was given 6 live parrots and a monkey
Deadpool expected the Spanish Inquisition
Deadpool has two speeds: Walk and Kill
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Deadpool has breathed on.
Deadpool was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of not staying dead, which he carried with him until he died, then came back. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Deadpool's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious sword, gun, or shoryuken related injuries.
Deadpool once hit so hard, it traveled through space, went back in time, and killed Amelia Airheart over the Pacific Ocean.
Deadpool wasn't born, He was Unleashed!
Deadpool can bench-press the hulk.
Deadpool wears spiderman's gloves as condoms. do you really think thats web he's slinging?
Deadpool has no problems following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesnt want to.
Deadpool isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like Deadpool.
Deadpool once punched Domino in the left eye, her eye hasnt healed ever since.
on Halloween, Deadpool always gets candy coz no one tricks Deadpool.
Deadpool can unhook a bra with chopsticks.
deadpool played Russian Roulet with a fully loaded gun and Won.
Professor Charles Xavier once tried to read Deadpool's mind. Now he sits in a wheel-chair.
To stay in shape Deadpool goes through a strict work-out routine which consists of fighting the entire UFC fighters as a warm-up, then he wrestles an entire family of grizly bears wearing the meat-suit, then he swims 5 kilometers in a pool filled with white sharks, pirahanas, crocks, deadly snakes and rubber ducks.
Deadpool sheds his skin twice a year.
Deadpool can hold his breathe for 7 years.
Deadpool invented the question mark by snapping the exclamation mark's back.
The helicopter was invented after Deadpool was observed swinging his katanas.
Deadpool can make an onion cry.
Deadpool uses pepper-spray to spice up his steaks.
The quickest way to a man's hearth is with Deadpool's fist.
Deadpool once shot down the S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier with his finger, by yelling, "BANG!"
Deadpool doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Deadpool CAN believe it's not butter.
Deadpool drinks coffee by grinding coffee beans with his teeth and boiling water with his own rage.
Deadpool ordered a chimichanga at McDonalds, and got one.
Deadpool can slam a revolving door.
182,000 Canadians die from Deadpool-related accidents every year.
Deadpool is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Deadpool eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Deadpool is currently suing NBC because Law and Order are what he calls his two favorite guns.
Deadpool eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Deadpool uses tabasco sauce instead of Visine.
if you point a gun to Deadpool's head, dont count to 3 before you shoot. count to 10. that way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
Deadpool once opened a can of whoop ass. all he found inside was a mirror.
When Deadpool used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Deadpool heard their music.
There is no "safety" on Deadpools gun only automatic and kill.
Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Deadpool. he passed. it was too violent.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the "Deadpool" signal.
Deadpool can leave a message before the beep.
Deadpool named his cat "wolverine". why? because he's a pussy.
Deadpool doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.
In kindergarten Deadpool killed a ninja for show and tell.
When Deadpool turns on an "Xbox" the screen just says "You Win" and turns off again.
Deadpool is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Deadpool has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats, Deadpool bites the heads off of Siberian tigers.
Deadpool can taste lies.
Deadpool doesnt kicksass and takes names. infact, Deadpool kicksass and asigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be up to 1000000.
Deadpool can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
First rule of Deadpool is: you do not talk about Deadpool.
Deadpool has his own line in the DMV.
Deadpool once punched a telemarketing salesman. over the phone.
"Brokaback mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Deadpool calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
Deadpool's sweat can burn holes through concrete.
When car pooling with Deadpool, never yell "shotgun".
Deadpool can touch MC Hammer.
Strippers tip Deadpool.
Deadpool shot more man in the face than Elton John.
If you walk into a bar and Dedapool's your wingman, you're getting laid. period.
Deadpool tells Bob Barker when the price is right.
When Deadpool is looking for a good laugh, he watches Chuck Norris work out on his Total Gym.
"Panic! at the disco" was originally called "at the disco", then Deadpool showed up.
Deadpool knows Victoria's secret.
Metallica lets Deadpool download all their songs off the internet for free.
You know you're Deadpool's friend if he only stabs you in the thigh for the last cheesy puff.
Deadpool can bring a knife to a gun fight, and win.
Chuck Norris may have devided by zero, but Deadpool can devide you in half.
Deadpool doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Deadpool's teleporter battery died 12 years ago, It has run on pure adrenaline ever since.
Monday, February 8, 2010
some good comic covers(and i think theres a few alternate covers as well)
notice the swiss army knife, the i-pod,and the light saber.
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